11 8 / 2014

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via suicidal-failuree)

11 8 / 2014

near-quaad:

you ever out in company and thinking “heck yeah i can make this fart silent no one will ever know??” and then the smell starts wafting up from down under and it’s like oh god what do i do i forgot about this part

11 8 / 2014

11 8 / 2014

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05 8 / 2014

(Source: weheartit.com, via lostver)

05 8 / 2014

05 8 / 2014

we-born-to-lose:

thevampirediaries❤️ su We Heart It.

we-born-to-lose:

thevampirediaries❤️ su We Heart It.

05 8 / 2014